Friday, September 29, 2006

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Re: [compilers_nitw] I am forwarding the resumes of the following list....



can u remove "company applied for"  line on the top right most of my resume
or write IBM(ISL) in the space given


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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

[compilers_nitw] I am forwarding the resumes of the following list....

Hi all,
 So far i have received the resumes of the following:
 
1.Aswani
2.Bhuvanesh Kasireddi
3.Chavalam Ravindranath
4.Govindarajan.S
5.Hemadri Phani Kiran
6.Nitin Kumar
7.Tanujit Medhi
8.V J N Pavan Raj
 
I will be sending the final list of resumes in 2 days.
So, still if anybody want to apply, please make it fast and inform ur frnds also.


Vasundhara Volam
4/4 B.Tech, CSE
NITW


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Monday, September 25, 2006

[compilers_nitw] How to catch a Lion in the Desert?



Here is a list of various scientific methods of
approaching the problem.

1)THE NEWTONIAN METHOD: Let the lion catch you (let s
assume you remain alive here). For every action there
is an equal and opposite reaction. You will have
captured the lion.

2) THE EINSTEIN METHOD: Run in the direction opposite
to that of the lion. The relative velocity makes the
lion run faster and hence he feels heavier and gets
tired.

3) THE METHOD OF INVERSIVE GEOMETRY : The place a
spherical cage in the desert and enter it. We then
perform an inverse operation with respect to the cage.
The lion is then inside the cage and we are outside.

4) THE SET THEORETIC METHOD: We observe that the
desert is a separable space. It therefore contains an
innumerable dense set of points from which can be
extracted a sequence having the lion as the limit. We
then approach the lion stealthily along this sequence
bearing with us suitable equipment.

5) THE THERMODYNAMIC METHOD: Construct a semi
permeable membrane which is permeable to everything
except lions and sweep it across the Sahara.

6) TOPOLOGICAL METHOD: Observe that the lion has at
least the connectivity of the torus. Transport the
desert into 4-space. Then carry out such a
transformation that the lion can be returned 3-space
in a knotted condition. He is then helpless.

7) THE CARTESIAN METHOD: Take the origin as close as
possible to the lion. Then perform rotation operation
again and again. Initially, the lion will feel dizzy.
Finally it will fall down.

8) THE AUTOMATA METHOD: Use a non-deterministic Finite
Automation with epsilon moves from all states to the
final state, and no moves from the final state. The
lion will soon enter the final state and be trapped.

9) THE INTEGRO-DIFFERENTIAL METHOD: Integrate the
Sahara over its entire surface. The lion is now
somewhere in the result. Differentiate the result
w.r.t. the earth s rotation. The resulting value is
zero, and the lion is no more.

10) THE TIME-COP METHOD: Use a time-machine and take
the entire Sahara back a few years in time. The lion
is just a cub now, and all you need is a mouse-trap.

11) UNIX METHOD: Put the lion on (the hard) disk Do :
ls -l | grep -i "lion" | cut $9 trapfile -i option
ensures that size of the lion does not matter Now the
lion is caught in a trapfile, and can be safely tar-ed
or backed up ....into tape !

12) LINKED LIST METHOD: Make a linked list of all
objects in the desert. Then delete the pointers on
either side of the lion. Make sure you are not AFTER
lion.

13) THE DIRAC METHOD: We observe that wild lions are
ipso facto not observable in the Sahara desert.
Consequently if there are any lions, they are tame.
The capture of a tame lion is left as an exercise for
the reader.

14) THE KALRA METHOD: Make a list of the lion s
whereabouts. Classify them into fuzzy sets. The lion
will get confused and fall into your trap.

15) THE SCHRODINGER METHOD: At any given moment, there
is a positive probability that there is a lion in the
cage. Sit down and wait !

16) THE HEISENBURG METHOD: You will disturb the lion
when you observe it before capturing. So keep your
eyes closed.

17) THE SHAKESPEARE METHOD: Hold the lion still for a
moment (I don`t care how you do it), recite
Shakespeare s Hamlet to it. The lion will change from
To-be to Not-to-be.


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Sunday, September 17, 2006

[compilers_nitw] Workshop on Carrer Opportunity in IT Sector

Hi Craig,
             Buddy i still support my words that "CSEA is organising this workshop" and i think message was quite clear that department wants this workshop which implies that CSEA has to organise the event..and it is not only for final yr but for 3rd yr, MTech & MCA too.. if u still hav ne doubts, better u talk to HOD...


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Re: Re: [compilers_nitw] Workshop on Carrer Opportunity in IT Sector

In today's world, clear and effective communication is of paramount importance. I am very well aware of the fact that the department has ordered the CSEA to conduct this workshop. But i decided to play on our Secretary's words when he said "CSEA is organising a workshop". Last I checked, organizing an event included conception of the idea.

Leaving all that aside, it appears that the events of the last 24 hours have solved the problem for us. Since our exams end Monday, we might as well stay on for a couple of more days.

Regards,

Craig
"All that truly exists are atoms and free space. Everthing else is opinion"


On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 Kushoshuddho Chakraborty wrote :
>craig,
>on behalf of the CSEA i think u put foreward pretty valid points but try 2 understand dat da CSEA is organising da event, v hav not planned it....
>its not our big idea just like technical talks on topics such as solaris device drivers which is greek and latin 2 everyone is not my big idea....
>i guess dat instead of blaming da CSEA v sud actually try 2 think of a solution 2 da problem....
>
>Craig Jude Desouza <craigdesouza@rediffmail.com> wrote:
>  I am not quite sure as to the very purpose of this workshop!
>  After all, over 90% of the class has already been placed and
>  a number of us have got more than one job. What is the point
>  of lecturing us on Career Opportunities in IT sector??? I think we've
>  attented enough PPTs to be able to know that for ourselves.
>
>  Besides, if the workshop is "especially" for the final years,
>  the CSEA should have consulted us in deciding the dates if they
>  wanted our confirmed participation; which i am sure they will now
>  not get.
>
>  Craig
>
>  On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 kunal nayyar wrote :
>  >Hello folks
>  >                CSEA is organising a workshop on Carrer Opportunity in IT sector by Prof Dheeraj Sanghvi from IIT Kanpur on 28th Sept in CS seminar hall. All the final years CSE are requested to attend this workshop & sign on the paper to confirm their partcipation.
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Saturday, September 16, 2006

Re: [compilers_nitw] Workshop on Carrer Opportunity in IT Sector

Dear Craig and Kush

 

It is rather surprising to find people quabbling over the event, that is being arranged by CSEA. But while Craig is right in that the event is rather without meaning for us final years, Kush is right in that the blame should not be put on the CSEA. Instead of blaming the CSEA, he has suggested we think out a solution to this problem. The problem is what could be called a solution... Once arranged, the event is not going to be cancelled. And final years will be the guinea pigs for audience.

 

Knowing our department and its rather smooth association with final years and especially our batch (the worst in 20 years), I can firmly say that it would never have arranged such a talk for final years, of all years, unless Prof Sanghi personally put in such a request. From Prof Sanghi's viewpoint, on-campus placements might be yet to start (placement are yet to start in IITK) and it might be actually a great idea to include final years in the workshop. Grudgingly, I believe, our department had to agree.

 

Now there are three problems with this:

 

The timing: The department and only the department is to blame from this. But I am without hope that something can be done in this regard.

 

The topic and the speaker: I might have actually prefered if a person from the industry had lectured us about this, but on the other hand, it might be wrong on my part to make this comment. Naturally, nothing can be done about this either.

 

The requirement of final years: This might be due to Prof Sanghi. Unfortunately, there appears to be no one's fault in this. But perhaps, something can be done about this. I am currently without ideas as to what, but maybe the class can think out something about it.

 

Arijit Sengupta

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craig,
on behalf of the CSEA i think u put foreward pretty valid points but try 2 understand dat da CSEA is organising da event, v hav not planned it....
its not our big idea just like technical talks on topics such as solaris device drivers which is greek and latin 2 everyone is not my big idea....
i guess dat instead of blaming da CSEA v sud actually try 2 think of a solution 2 da problem....

Craig Jude Desouza <craigdesouza@ rediffmail. com> wrote:

I am not quite sure as to the very purpose of this workshop!
After all, over 90% of the class has already been placed and
a number of us have got more than one job. What is the point
of lecturing us on Career Opportunities in IT sector??? I think we've
attented enough PPTs to be able to know that for ourselves.

Besides, if the workshop is "especially" for the final years,
the CSEA should have consulted us in deciding the dates if they
wanted our confirmed participation; which i am sure they will now
not get.

Craig

On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 kunal nayyar wrote :
>Hello folks
>                CSEA is organising a workshop on Carrer Opportunity in IT sector by Prof Dheeraj Sanghvi from IIT Kanpur on 28th Sept in CS seminar hall. All the final years CSE are requested to attend this workshop & sign on the paper to confirm their partcipation.

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Re: [compilers_nitw] Workshop on Carrer Opportunity in IT Sector

craig,
on behalf of the CSEA i think u put foreward pretty valid points but try 2 understand dat da CSEA is organising da event, v hav not planned it....
its not our big idea just like technical talks on topics such as solaris device drivers which is greek and latin 2 everyone is not my big idea....
i guess dat instead of blaming da CSEA v sud actually try 2 think of a solution 2 da problem....

Craig Jude Desouza <craigdesouza@rediffmail.com> wrote:

I am not quite sure as to the very purpose of this workshop!
After all, over 90% of the class has already been placed and
a number of us have got more than one job. What is the point
of lecturing us on Career Opportunities in IT sector??? I think we've
attented enough PPTs to be able to know that for ourselves.

Besides, if the workshop is "especially" for the final years,
the CSEA should have consulted us in deciding the dates if they
wanted our confirmed participation; which i am sure they will now
not get.

Craig

On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 kunal nayyar wrote :
>Hello folks
>                CSEA is organising a workshop on Carrer Opportunity in IT sector by Prof Dheeraj Sanghvi from IIT Kanpur on 28th Sept in CS seminar hall. All the final years CSE are requested to attend this workshop & sign on the paper to confirm their partcipation.
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