Friday, September 14, 2007

Re: [compilers_nitw] Fw: [Fwd: This particular joke won an award]

Gudone craig
Some activity in the group after a long time.
buck up guys lets revive the group.
lol.

Tamal Bhattacharya <tamalbhattacharya@gmail.com> wrote:
awesome Craig !!....lol
Cheers,
Tamal

On 9/13/07, Craig Desouza <craigdesouza@yahoo.com> wrote:


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From: Aakash Gupta <aakash.gupta@ oracle.com>
To: Sharing Info <sharinginfo_hyd@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Thursday, September 13, 2007 12:33:17 PM
Subject: [Fwd: This particular joke won an award]



-------- Original Message --------
Subject: This particular joke won an award
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:30:52 +0530
From: Amit1 Singh mailto:a.ksingh@tcs.com



This particular joke won an award


for the best joke competition Organized in Britain:



A man
walks into a bar in Londonand ordered 3-glasses of beer
and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the
glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."


The man
replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Dubai, the other in Canadaand I'm here in London.

When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember
the days when we drank together.


The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.


The man
became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars
notice and fall silent.


When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,"
I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere
condolences on your great loss. "


The man
looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no,"
he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .


" The only thing is
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I just quit drinking!!!


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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Re: [compilers_nitw] Fw: [Fwd: This particular joke won an award]

awesome Craig !!....lol

Cheers,
Tamal


On 9/13/07, Craig Desouza <craigdesouza@yahoo.com> wrote:



----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Aakash Gupta <aakash.gupta@ oracle.com>
To: Sharing Info <sharinginfo_hyd@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Thursday, September 13, 2007 12:33:17 PM
Subject: [Fwd: This particular joke won an award]



-------- Original Message --------

Subject: This particular joke won an award
Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:30:52 +0530
From: Amit1 Singh mailto:a.ksingh@tcs.com



This particular joke won an award


for the best joke competition Organized in Britain:



A man
walks into a bar in Londonand ordered 3-glasses of beer
and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the
glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."


The man
replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Dubai, the other in Canadaand I'm here in London.

When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember
the days when we drank together.


The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.


The man
became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars
notice and fall silent.


When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,"
I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere
condolences on your great loss. "


The man
looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no,"
he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .


" The only thing is
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I just quit drinking!!!


=====-----== ===-----= ====
Notice: The information contained in this e-mail
message and/or attachments to it may contain
confidential or privileged information. If you are
not the intended recipient, any dissemination, use,
review, distribution, printing or copying of the
information contained in this e-mail message
and/or attachments to it are strictly prohibited. If
you have received this communication in error,
please notify us by reply e-mail or telephone and
immediately and permanently delete the message
and any attachments. Thank you



--
Aakash Gupta / AIT-BOS / Oracle India / +91.40.66111537 / AIM:aakashgupta123



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--
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Oracle Corporation
Bangalore, India

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