Sunday, January 29, 2006

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARD
illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.
!! WARNING !!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL
HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS
ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE
WOMEN OF THE WORLD

__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around
http://mail.yahoo.com

Posted by at 1 comment:

Saturday, January 28, 2006

[compilers_nitw] A Book Found In Class

I found a book in our class room named Algorithm Design by Goodrich, it is a library book issued on a EEE roll no . whoever have lost it may contact me .

Jiyo cricket on Yahoo! India cricket

SPONSORED LINKS
Cse India Colleges and universities
School education Elegant

YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS



Posted by at No comments:

Thursday, January 26, 2006

[compilers_nitw] ek shayari for nitw g...

Tumsa koi aur dusri nit me hua tho rab se shikayat hogi !

Tuje chahne wala koi jo bhi hua tho uski jindgi me

 Qayamat se pahle Qayamat hogi.....

 

 

 

 

 


YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS



Posted by at No comments:

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

[nitwlug] Let's have weekly "THINGS TO DO"



ks2d85 <ks2d85@yahoo.com> wrote:
To: nitwlug@yahoogroups.com
From: "ks2d85" <ks2d85@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 23 Jan 2006 17:26:18 -0000
Subject: [nitwlug] Let's have weekly "THINGS TO DO"

Hello all,
I suggest that to make this group constantly active we have weekly things to do that we can all try out on our systems 2 learn new stuff 4 da fun of it.
In this way we can discover new features of the unbounded LInux. Experienced users can also help da Linux rookies to sort out their problems they may b facing in their "weekly things 2 do" so that they get familiar with da Linux environment sooner.


Let me suggest the first Weekly Thing to do:

 "Let us all activate internet on our Linux systems"

I am not a god of linux but all i learnt was frm da net. i think by enabling net on linux systems we can use trouble shoot our problems by searching the web and doing so we can learn much more than the solution to the original problem.

regards
Kusoshuddho

YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS




Yahoo! Photos
Ring in the New Year with Photo Calendars. Add photos, events, holidays, whatever.
Posted by at No comments:

Monday, January 16, 2006

Re: [compilers_nitw] internships for 3rd year

my list is same as that of asankhaya's but i would like to make two more enteries in the list and these are :
philips
qualcomm.

Friends,
Training and Placement section is going to send letters to companies regarding internships for 3rd years. so if u have interest in any particular company and u know that the company provides the same then please give me the names by friday (13th) evening.

--arpit mittal
room no: 6-3-1




Posted by at No comments:
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)