Re: [compilers_nitw] gre vs normalcy

really gud one pratyush.....ek mayank rasu ko bhi forward kar dena...
pratyush kanth <nitw_cs_pratyush18@yahoo.com> wrote:

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Pratyush
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NIT Warangal
Warangal - 506004
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From: "Kundan Kumar (Aim 3000)" <1604710966947708423@mail.orkut.com>
To: my friends <noreply-orkut@google.com>
Subject: gre vs normalcy
Date: Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:00:32 -0700

GRE Student vs Normal Person

A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses
should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in
vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from
catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid
minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with
resplendence are not truly auriferous.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must
be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering
any testimony.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate
accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic
plant.

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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.

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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is
contiguous to rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
precipitately departed lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new
tricks
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to
indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative
maneuvers.

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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate
cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal
cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull
boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous
chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion
renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having
their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials,
there is conflagration.

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